Cartman I Ve Been Eating Carpet All Day

A set of four monologues from eric cartman that i found to be pretty funny.

Cartman i ve been eating carpet all day.

Taken from season 1 episode 5. A few years ago in a different house we had a flee problem and i sprayed indoorex throughout which got rid of any living insect to my surprise so i might give this a go. I can t see any little. If mice put some mouse bait out in the room.

They will eat that before carpet. To stop the carpet eating you ll probably just have to watch her carefully. In the episode the other boys begin ignoring cartman leading to him concluding that he must be a ghost. Well i got an indi glow girls cd.

That doesn t sound good at all. And i got thesekiller birkenstocks. Well i ve been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and i don t feel like a lesbian. Are carpet moths or larvae.

And a little carpet fiber won t hurt. Well i looked in my mom s closet and saw what i was getting for christmas an ultravibe pleasure 2000. Nearly all carpet today unless you paid a fortune for wool is made of synthetic fabric and bugs and moths will not eat it. I ve been licking thiscarpet for three hours.

He mostly does horror games. The guy atthe record storesaid it was perfect. The boys enter cartman s house and see him licking the carpet stan marsh. I woke up very earlyone sunday morning this is a bunch of crap.

I m just saying you re just a little wuss that s all. This playlist contains all the videos i ve done so far of cartman playing games or reacting to stuff. An elephant makes love to a pig. My mom said if you want to become.

You have to lick carpet. And i still don tfeel like a lesbian. Because i hate the little brat and i want him to suffer. Visible to the naked eye.

Mice and or pets is the most likely thing. If a pet put it outside or put a muzzle on it. The 131st episode overall it originally aired on comedy central in the united states on april 13 2005. What the hell are you doing cartman.

At that age they put everything in their mouth anyway. Are carpet moths the same as any wool eating moth. If it continues for months or spreads to other non food items like one mom who mentioned grass rocks shirts etc please get her blood tested.